[Nothing is happening or has happened, fortunately. Unfortunately, Master is being whiny.]
okay i was just exaggerating with the dying part.
but i am losing energy without a hand atop my head. i have zero motivations to get out of my bed unless i have my headpats you're my only hope arjuna-chan
.... You know. Ritsuka pretends to be a dense person for her mental health, especially when dealing with some Servants. Here, she may be talking to an actually dense goddess.]
here's a hint.
she's a goddess.
[Surely, she can connect the dots herself, right?]
[Oh no, she knew it'll be a lot for Ereshkigal when she revealed the answer. W-well, surely the goddess will get up on her own..... But what if she passed out all alone?!]
[Not too much going on with her for those two hours. She made some tea, caught up with some reading. The mundane things she does when not being an attractive nuisance.]
How fortunate for me. Being graced with your presence once more.
But what an interesting dream. How ever did you fare?
[ OH NO!! Here comes the gag, the option to choose. Never mind BB I know what this is about! How could this have come so soon?!?!? BB can only respond in the only way she always does... ]
Me trick you? Of course I'm in danger would BB ever lie to you about that?
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TFLN - Arjuna
okay
i was just exaggerating with the dying part.
but i am losing energy without a hand atop my head.
i have zero motivations to get out of my bed unless i have my headpats
you're my only hope arjuna-chan
TFLN - Ereshkigal
[What's the meaning of "toasted bread"? Ereshkigal will have to interpret the meaning herself.]
hmmm
kinda yeah!
the broody, loner, and/or gloomy are super interesting. those are my type
[.....]
bonus point if they have blond hair, too
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Blonde...
Lonely...
Gloomy...
You
You really like those types?
[ Surely she's not talking about Gilgamesh, right? H-he's not exactly gloomy! ]
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Alas, Ritsuka thinks the goddess must know that she's referring to her. After all, she isn't exactly being subtle, she thinks.]
yup!!
those types are the most attractive
the gloomier they are, they cuter they get! (๑*ᗜ*)
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I see...
Though I must admit,
I struggle to associate the word "cute" with Gilgamesh...
[ Obviously this is who she meant. ]
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..........
.........
Eresh pls.]
wat
no no
i wasn't thinking of gil-chan.
i mean he's attractive but not my type.
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Oh
[ She feels so dumb! Sniff. ]
W
Who were you talking about then?
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.....
.... You know. Ritsuka pretends to be a dense person for her mental health, especially when dealing with some Servants. Here, she may be talking to an actually dense goddess.]
here's a hint.
she's a goddess.
[Surely, she can connect the dots herself, right?]
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T
That version of King Arthur you met in the sixth singularity?
[ She fits all the descriptions!! ]
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An hour has passed since Ereshkigal's reply. Then, all of a sudden:]
eresh
you are the cutest person ive ever met ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
thank your cuteness 🥰💀 that i've forgiven your crimes (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
[For being dense... yeah.]
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??????????????????????????????????????????? ]
M
My crimes?
[ ... Wait. ]
A
Am I
T
T
The goddess you
S
Spoke of...?
[ Oh no! Why did she say that? Now she's going to be definitely mad. ]
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u finally got it! (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) *ੈ✩‧₊˚
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The goddess just collapsed on the ground and her poor scrambled brain is trying to accept this revelation. It's a lot! ]
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helloooooooooooooooooooo
ereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan
are u alive
ヾ(｡ꏿ﹏ꏿ)ﾉﾞ
[Oh no, she knew it'll be a lot for Ereshkigal when she revealed the answer. W-well, surely the goddess will get up on her own..... But what if she passed out all alone?!]
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etfntgfrjntgjn
trsqnyhnrgntg
tehbteghbtfgrhb
tfehbtrfheth
tfrhbrtfhbrtgbh
btfrbrfrfhbre
rfbhrfhbtghth
[ ... Has a cat taken possession of Ereshkigal's phone? Or has she lost her mind? Nobody may ever know. ]
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.... Er.]
eresh if you're alive and awake
type
"i'm the cutest!"
[Okay... Maybe she's not done messing with her.]
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There are no replies! This goddess has fainted totally and utterly. ]
TFLN - Kiara
maybe start weekly or something
i know habits are difficult to get rid of
hey
u dont plan to vore me in the future, right?
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im adding u to the list of people who might want to vore me in the future
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( ˘ ^˘ )=3
but then again i can say the same for some of the Servants here
but you're the most dangerous!
you're too hot so that's unfair too!!!
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But if I'm too hot you'll just have to take care to not get burned.
Though I think you would such a steamy sweaty experience.
[Hazardous to Ritsuka's mental and physical health indeed.]
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૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა
U R ATTACKING ME MENTALLY
૮(˶ㅠ︿ㅠ)ა if it was anyone else, i'd be on my knees and calling you queen
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NOT
NEVER
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i
will
abstain
even touching your boobs would be a slippery slope
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Then, two hours later, she's unblocked.]
ok
|ω・`)you're the only one available for me to chat with rn
i want to yap
have i ever told you i had a nightmare where you and kama worked together to tempt me
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How fortunate for me. Being graced with your presence once more.
But what an interesting dream. How ever did you fare?
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thankfully it was just a dream!
i think i might've screamed a little when i woke up tho
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But I have to ask about this scream. Was it one of terror? Or one of pleasure?
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[That's her only answer.]
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But I wouldn't worry about or anticipate that dream coming true. The two of us would never be able to work together against you.
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pretty sure kama-chan would explode on the spot if she ever had to work together with you
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Not in an enjoyable way either.
TFLN - BB
FINE FINE WHATEVER I'LL GET READY
hey
bb-chan
i was about to get ready and rescue you
but
this isn't one of your weird tricks, right?
are u actually in danger?
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Me trick you? Of course I'm in danger would BB ever lie to you about that?
TFLN - Douman
no
NO
NOT LIKE THAT
i am not leading them down a path of darkness!
i just wanna break them in a way that's still socially acceptable!